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Primetime Glick Series 3
Series 3 and Glick interviews more celebrities, some of them well known. Highlights include the Hitlers Osborne-style, new impressions of Larry David, Bill Gates, and more of Jiminy's Home Movies and La La Wood Fables. Staff announcer is still Lex Lang.
1 Brendan Fraser / Ice Cube
2 Eric McCormack / Jack Black
3 Ellen DeGeneres / Steven Spielberg
4 Jimmy Kimmel / Sharon Stone
5 Mel Brooks / Jason Alexander
6 Brad Garrett / Jon Stewart
7 Megan Mullally / Elijah Wood
8 Chris Elliot
9 Tim Robbins / Rob Schneider
10 Lorraine Bracco / John McEnroe
1 Opening
Jiminy chats with Ms. Gathercole, who's had breast implants. He then shows clips of his USO tour of local army bases.
Clip: Jiminy Glick's Spittin' Distance USO Tour
Jiminy entertains the troops by telling jokes and chatting with Liza.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Liza Minelli - Antoinette Spolar Levine
Ms Gathercole fights with her Nurse.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Miss Gathercole - Short; Nurse Frida May - Sonya Eddy; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
2 Promo: Sex and the Saudis
Four women in burkas discuss hot guys.
Saudi women - extras
3 Interview: Brendan Fraser
Jiminy asks Brendan about his movies, fears and his tragic childhood being raised by Canadians.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Brendan Fraser; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
4 Promo: Curb Your Capitalism
Larry David stars as Enron CEO Kenneth Lay. Ken is snubbed by Donald Rumsfeld.
Larry David - Short; wife, Donald Rumsfeld, bodyguards - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
5 Out and About with Jiminy Glick: Ice Cube
Jiminy chats with Ice about changing his name from Vanilla Ice, Compton, and Rex Harrison.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Ice Cube; announcer - Lex Lang
Bumper: Coming Soon, Steven Spielberg
6 Steam Room: Brendan Fraser
Jiminy and Brendan relax in the steam room.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Brendan; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras
1 Opening
Jiminy describes his weekend from hell. He then talks to Ms. Gathercole, who is in mourning for her dog; she sings a song in his tribute. While she's singing, Jiminy goes to the parking lot to get revenge on Adam Carolla for keying his car.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras; Miss Gathercole - Short; Nurse Frida May - Sonya Eddy; announcer - Lex Lang
2 Promo: La La Wood Fables: Winona Ryder
Coming soon, Winona Ryder and the Five Fingered Discount.
Jiminy Glick - Short; kids - extras; Winona Ryder - extra; Security guard - extra; announcer - Lex Lang
3 Interview: Eric McCormack
They discuss McCormack's success on the groundbreaking series Will and Grace and his career in Canada.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Eric McCormack; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
4 Commercial: B-List Celebrity Jackass
B-list celebrities wipe out jackass-style; from Johnny Knoxville's brother.
Skip Knoxville - Short; b-list celebrities - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
5 Out and About with Jiminy Glick: Jack Black
The two chat about Black's appeal to the stoner crowd, the lack of diversity in his acting career, as well his roles in Waterworld, Cable Guy and on Touched By An Angel.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Jack Black; announcer - Lex Lang
6 Promo: Jiminy's Home Movies: Horseback Riding
Dixie and Jiminy go horseback riding.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Dixie Glick - Hooks; groom - extra; announcer - Lex Lang
7 Steam Room: Eric McCormack
McCormack proves that not all Canadians are as wimpy as the stereotype.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Eric McCormack; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras
1 Opening
A surly Russell Crowe is sitting in with the Adrien Van Voorhees Seven. Jiminy talks about plastic surgery.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Russell Crowe - Ross Seymour; Miss Gathercole - Short; Nurse Frida May - Sonya Eddy; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
2 Promo: The Hitlers
Coming this fall on the History Channel, from the producers of The Osbornes. Hitler addresses the Austrians and Hitler and family attend the Olympics.
Hitler - Short; Mrs Hitler - Hooks; kids, crowd - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
3 Interview: Ellen DeGeneres
Jiminy asks Ellen about her origins in New Orleans and her comedic style and Ted Nugent.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Ellen DeGeneres; Russell Crowe - Ross Seymour; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
4 Promo: Jiminy's Home Movies: The Glixth Sense
Coming soon, Jiminy and Dixie use a ouija board.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Dixie Glick - Hooks; announcer - Lex Lang
5 Out and About with Jiminy Glick: Steven Spielberg
The two discuss Spielberg's lengthy career, his rejection from USC's film school and when audiences can expect to see Spielberg's big one.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Steven Spielberg; announcer - Lex Lang
6 Steam Room: Ellen DeGeneres
Jiminy shares a special moment with Ellen.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Ellen DeGeneres; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Russell Crowe - Ross Seymour; Band - extras
1 Opening
Jiminy describes the corporate date he and Adrien did on the weekend, and chats briefly with Miss Gathercole, who has to excuse herself to go to the ladies' room. Jiminy and Adrien then do their act, The Soul Brothers.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Miss Gathercole - Short; Nurse Frida May - Sonya Eddy; janitor - extra; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
2 Interview: Jimmy Kimmel
After comparing their many similarities and sharing a donut, they discuss Jimmy's role in dumbing down America.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Jimmy Kimmel; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
3 Commercial: Viagra Falls
The only resort in Tulsa with a fully functional waterfall. "Recapture the romance."
retirees - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
4 La La Wood Fables: Winona Ryder and the Five-Fingered Discount
Winona goes on a shopping spree in beverly Hills. Jiminy relates a little theft experience of his own.
Jiminy Glick - Short; kids - extras; Winona Ryder - extra; Security guard - extra; Cops - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
5 Out and About with Jiminy Glick: Sharon Stone
Jiminy complements Sharon on her looks and asks about her modeling days and her role in "Basic Instinct."
Jiminy Glick - Short; Sharon Stone; announcer - Lex Lang
6 Steam Room: Jimmy Kimmel
Jiminy takes a call in the steam room.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Jimmy Kimmel; Winona Rider - extra; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras
1 Opening
Jiminy talks with Adrien about his past morphine addiction and his recent split with his child bride, Effie. Jiminy has problems with his writers being out of date.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Writers - extras; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
2 Promo: Curb Your Capitalism
Larry David stars as Enron CEO Kenneth Lay. Ken cheats at cards, talks to his analyst, is snubbed by Donald Rumsfeld, and has a run in with Barbara Bush.
Larry David - Short; wife, friends, analyst, Donald Rumsfeld, Barbara Bush, bodyguards - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
3 Interview: Jason Alexander
Jiminy chats with Jason about baldness, back hair, and his early career.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Jason Alexander; band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
4 Promo: Jiminy's Home Movies: Rock Climbing
Jiminy has an anxiety attack and is saved by Dixie.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Dixie Glick - Hooks; climber - extra; Steven Spielberg; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; band - extras
5 Out and About with Jiminy Glick: Mel Brooks
Jiminy asks Mel about his poverty stricken childhood in Brooklyn, his days as a stand-up comedian in the Catskills, "The Producers", and what his beef is with the Nazis.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Mel Brooks; announcer - Lex Lang
6 Steam Room: Jason Alexander
Jason and Jiminy are locked in.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Jason Alexander; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras
1 Opening
Jiminy asks Adrien about his neck brace and administers his "star of the week" - Justin Timberlake.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
2 Commercial: My Big Fat Geek Wedding
Coming soon to every theatre in North America.
Bill Gates - Short; Penny Marshall - Mo Collins; wedding guests - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
3 Interview: Brad Garrett
Jiminy asks Brad about his start on Star Search, his standup act, and Ray Romano.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Brad Garrett; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
4 Promo: Murder Most Wet
Dixie catches Jiminy in the bath with another woman.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Dixie Glick - Hooks; Adelaide Seigelmeister - extra; announcer - Lex Lang
5 Promo: Bystanders to Times Gone By
Adrien has a new show wherein he interviews actors portraying great figures from history. Coming up, JFK by Jiminy Glick.
Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Jiminy Glick as JFK - Short; announcer - Lex Lang
6 Out and About with Jiminy Glick: Jon Stewart
Jiminy talks with Stewart about Anna nicole Smith, quitting smoking and replacing Greg Kilborn.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Jon Stewart; announcer - Lex Lang
7 Steam Room: Brad Garrett
Jiminy sedates Brad.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Brad Garrett; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras
1 Opening
After taking a look at the crowd, Jiminy gripes about Hollywood couple Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe and shows a clip from his new Lifetime movie, "For Whom the Bell Curves," in which Jiminy stars as a mentally-challenged schoolboy.
Clip: For Whom the Bell Curves
The animal shelter people try to take away Sheldon's dog Murphy.
Jiminy Glick as Sheldon - Short; Teacher - extra; students, diners, dogcatchers - extras
Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras; Miss Gathercole - Short; Nurse Frida May - Sonya Eddy; Paul Shaffer; announcer - Lex Lang
2 Interview: Megan Mullally
After settling down, Jiminy asks Megan about her flop TV show, Rachel Gun, not finishing university, and her role on "Will Under Grace."
Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Megan Mullally; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
4 Commercial: Jiminy Glick: She's My Lady
A country album from Jiminy, featuring Adrien Van Voorhees and the East Bloc Mountain Boys.
Jiminy Glick - Short; country gals and guy - extra; announcer - Lex Lang
5 Out and About with Jiminy Glick: Elijah Wood
Jiminy talks to Wood about home schooling and his roles in such films as "Back to the Future," and "Lord of the Rings."
Jiminy Glick - Short; Elijah Wood; announcer - Lex Lang
6 Steam Room: Megan Mullally
Dixie calls while Megan and Jiminy are steaming.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Dixie Glick - Jan Hooks; Megan Mullally; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras
1 Opening
Adrien's been accused of enslaving his band. They take a look at Channel 6's coverage.
Clip: Channel 6 Eye on Injustice
A Channel 6 reporter breaks into Adrien's compound and finds the band living in a trailer.
reporter - Jamie Alcroft; band - extras, Gaille Heidemann
Adrien professes his innocence.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
2 Commercial: Glick Family Home Movies Box Set Season 1
From the Criterion Collection. With commentary and deleted scenes.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Dixie Glick - Jan Hooks; Glick kids - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
3 Interview: Chris Elliot
Jiminy asks about how Elliot got his job with David Letterman and tips on wooing women. Jiminy makes some calls.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Chris Elliot; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
4 La La Wood Fables: Martha Stewart Cookin' the Books
Jiminy tells the story of Martha Stewart.
Jiminy Glick - Short; kids - extras; Martha Stewart, stock broker - extras; Ramone - Don Wildman; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras
BUMPER: Coming soon: Lorraine Bracco
announcer - Lex Lang
5 Steam Room: Chris Elliot
Jiminy and Chris have a steam.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Chris Elliot; Band - extras
1 Opening
Jiminy talks about changing religions and sings an ode to atheism. Miss Gathercole, in an effort to stop the caterwauling, knocks him out.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Miss Gathercole - Short; Nurse Frida May - Sonya Eddy; Hitler - extra; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
2 Promo: Jiminy's Home Movies: Liza and the Glicks Remember Bob Fosse
Liza and the Glicks try to communicate with Bob.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Dixie Glick - Hooks; Liza Minelli - extra; others - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
3 Interview: Rob Schneider
Jiminy grills Roy on why women aren't funny, his past career as a shoe salesman and whether the myth about the size of a man's feet in relation to the size of his "ding dong" is actually true.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Rob Schneider; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
4 La La Wood Fables: Mike Ovitz and the Gay Mafia
Jiminy tells the story of the once powerful Mike Ovitz and his beating from the Gay Mafia. He gets a bit emotional.
Jiminy Glick - Short; kids - extras; Mike Ovitz - extra; Mafia - extras; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras
5 Out and About with Jiminy Glick: Tim Robbins
The two discuss Robbins' dad and his band "Highwaymen" and whether all women athletes are lesbians.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Tim Robbins; announcer - Lex Lang
6 Steam Room: Rob Schneider
Rob goes a little Bob Crane as Miss Gathercole and Ovitz get it on.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Rob Schneider; Miss Gathercole - Short; Mike Ovitz - extra; Band - extras; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean
1 Opening
Jiminy welcomes special musical guests, "Three Silly Skinheads." Backstage, Jiminy is confronted by a young woman claiming to be his illegitimate daughter.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras; daughter - extra; doctors - extras; Three Silly Skinheads - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
2 Interview: Leonardo Dicaprio
Leonardo couldn't make it so Adrien fills in with a cooking segment. Due to the lack of entertainment, the bit is abandoned.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean; Band - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
3 Let's Talk Jocks: John McEnroe
Jiminy and McEnroe discuss his catch phrase ("you cannot be serious"), Anna Kournikova, Wimbledon, Princess Diana, his new book.
Jiminy Glick - Short; John McEnroe; announcer - Lex Lang
4 Promo: La La Wood Fables: Bob Crane and his Video Vixens
Bob argues with his cameraman.
Jiminy Glick - Short; kids - extras; Bob Crane, cameraman, vixens - extras; announcer - Lex Lang
5 Out and About with Jiminy Glick: Lorraine Bracco
Jiminy and Lorraine discuss such topics as Madonna and the film "Titanic."
Jiminy Glick - Short; Lorraine Bracco; announcer - Lex Lang
6 Steam Room: Adrien Van Voorhees
Jiminy and Adrien argue, then make up.
Jiminy Glick - Short; Band - extras; Adrien Van Voorhees - McKean
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