PROGRAMS - SUNRISE SEMESTER

Sunrise Semester

A perennial. A forum for just about anybody to expound on just about anything. Theme music: "Morning", from the overture in "William Tell" by Rossini.

1 Sunrise Semester: Bookkeeping with Moe Green [1 - 1 (2)]

Moe Green - Harold Ramis

2 Sunrise Semester: Gypsy Mythology with Ernest Bruter [1 - 3 (2)]

Ernest Bruter - Eugene Levy; Announcer - Thomas

3 Sunrise Semester: Classical Greek with Alki Stereopolis [1 - 4 (2)]

The dialogue between Menelaus and Pericles.

Alki Stereopolis - Flaherty

4 Sunrise Semester: Faking Orgasms with Dr Cheryl Kinsey1 - 5 (2)

Some useful phrases for faking an orgasm: Don't stop lover, please don't stop; Oh you're good, you're so good; Make me a woman big boy; Oh, I've got the music in me.

Dr Cheryl Kinsey - Martin

5 Sunrise Semester: Self Defense for Women with Cheryll Height [1 - 9 (2)]

Dr Cheryll Height - Martin; Roger - Flaherty

6 Sunrise Semester: Political Sciences 101 with Dr. Hammond Greer [1 - 10 (2)]

Dr Greer rants against scientists.

Hammond Greer - Thomas

7 Sunrise Semester: Home Dentistry with Mort Finkel [1 - 11 (2)]

Mort takes a few shots and starts drilling.

Mort Finkel - Ramis

8 Sunrise Semester: Elevator Conversation part 1 with Edith Prickley [1 - 17 (2)]

Edith Prickley - Martin; Elevator passengers - Flaherty, Candy, O'Hara; Dennis Peterson (Swami Bananana) - Ramis

9 Sunrise Semester: Weathercasting with April Squall [1 - 20 (2)]

April Squall - Martin

10 Sunrise Semester: Beekeeping with Lin Ye Tang [1 - 27 (2)]

Lin has helpful tips on knowing your bees, smoking, and dealing with stings.

Lin Ye Tang - Thomas

11 Sunrise Semester: Town Pride with Paul Fistinyourface [2 - 10 (5)]

Dealing with bad men from the government.

Paul Fistinyourface - Candy

12 Sunrise Semester: Communicating In Italian with Marcello Sebastiano [3 - 5 (1)]

Marcello instructs on basic hand gestures and looking at women.

Marcello Sebastiano - Rosato; Woman - Duke

13 Sunrise Semester: Conversational New Yorkese with Norman Gorman [3 - 6 (1)]

Small dogs, Walter and Dorothy, and Regular coffee.

Norman Gorman - Flaherty; Soccer player - extra

14 Sunrise Semester: Conversational Scottish with Angus Crock [3 - 8 (1)]

Phrases of the day: 'Bob's your uncle', 'Can I Owe it to you, all I got's a fiver', 'Away w'ye', 'Wee beasties' and 'That's my marmalade'.

Angus Crock - Thomas

15 Sunrise Semester: Man's Ability to Imitate [3 - 9 (1)]

Ed Sullivan (shrug the shoulders) and Jimmy Stewart (forget what you are about to say), together.

teacher - Moranis

16 Sunrise Semester: Glamour with Veronica Swansong [3 - 11 (1)]

Veronica has an ambitious young director to keep her feeling glamorous.

Veronica Swansong - Duke; Director - Moranis; Crew - extras; Nurse - extra

17 Sunrise Semester: Do It Yourself Advertising with Phil [3 - 13 (1)]

Phil the Garment King (also of Phil's Nails), offers tips on doing your own commercials (just be yourself, prices that are easy to say, get a gimmick, keep your hands in your pockets).

Phil - Levy

18 Sunrise Semester: Astrology with Angus Crock [3 - 17 (1)]

Angus tells horoscopes, regarding money matters.

Angus Crock - Thomas

19 Sunrise Semester: Basic Photography with Edith Prickley [3 - 19 (1)]

Prickley creates the mood for a perfect passport photo shoot - wine, music, fan.

Edith Prickley - Martin; Cousin Shirley - Duke

20 Sunrise Semester: Disasters in the Home with Edith Prickley [3 - 20 (1)]

Edith demonstrates how to handle fires in the home with her neighbour.

Prickley - Martin; Wendy - Duke; firemen - extras

21 Sunrise Semester: Societal Behaviour with Norman Gorman [3 - 22 (1)]

Norman shows how to behave in a long line.

Norman Gorman - Flaherty; Soccer player - extra

22 Sunrise Semester: Greek Travel with Alki Stereopolis [3 - 23 (1)]

Alki teaches us one key phrase: Hey baby, what's happening?

Alki Stereopolis - Flaherty

23 Promo: Sunrise Semester: Post Natal Exercises [4/1 - 6 (1)]

Betty Thomas Nihauser - Martin; Woman announcer - extra

24 Sunrise Semester: Ventriloquism with Mr Wilcox [4/2 - 2 (2)]

The most important thing you can do is not move your lips and practise.

Teacher - Mr Wilcox; Dummy - Moranis

25 Sunrise Semester: Screen Acting with Dr. Tongue & Woody Tobias Jr [4/2 - 4 (16)]

Recap from yesterday's show on 3D ("....slow and steady....slow and steady....not as easy as it looks"). They suggest playing poker and practical jokes to kill time waiting for setup and teardown of sets on big budget films. They preview Part VI- the difference between screen and stage acting (Tobias: "the keyword is 'subtle'....keep it down on stage").

Dr Tongue - Candy; Woody Tobias Jr - Levy; announcer - staff announcer

26 Sunrise Semester: Lake monsters with Angus Crock [4/2 - 9 (4)]

Is there a monster in your lake? It's a good way to make money. Angus made big bucks selling garbage to tourists at his lake in the summer.

Angus Crock - Thomas; announcer - staff announcer

27 Sunrise Semester: Conversational NewYorkese with Norman Gorman 4/3 - 4 (16)

Shower, super and lawyer.

Norman Gorman - Flaherty

28 Sunrise Semester: Elementary Drawing 101 with Salvador Dali [4/3 - 8 (18)]

Dali draws a face with black ants.

Salvador Dali - Flaherty; announcer - staff announcer

29 Sunrise Semester: Reptiles Part 4, The Snake with Ed Grimly [5/4 - 3 (21)]

Ed discusses the snake and demonstrates with a live cobra.

Ed Grimley - Short

30 Sunrise Semester: Communicating With Extremities with Claire Warmel [5/5 - 3 (12)]

Hands and how to use them. Step 1, getting a raise. Step 2, getting out of boring conversations. Step 3, the pause and reflect maneuver.

Claire Warmel, actress - Martin; announcer - staff announcer